A Hot Sauce Uprising Is Coming.

Curated Hot Sauce Deliveries: Sanctioned monthly drops. Three bottles. Zero mercy.

Gift & Speciality Boxes: For birthdays, BBQs, or romantic gestures requiring edible fire.

Official Recipe Scrolls: Includes sacred pairings, accidental masterpieces, and “how not to grill” advice.

Instructional Propaganda (videos): Learn to cook better. Or at least appear to cook convincingly.

We’ll even help you plan the evening – from matchmaking to match-lighting.
Because heat is best shared. Preferably with food. Possibly with robes.

Brought to you by the Ministry of Ducks & Unexplained Phenomena. (No further questions about the ducks.)

Our Partners

These are the sacred allies of the Republic, the sauce-smiths, spice barons, and public gathering enablers who keep our rituals alive. Some ferment in basements. Some brew in barns. Some just appear at festivals and whisper secrets to chillies. But they all bring the fire.